As I was roaming about on one of the model sites Im on, I spotted the following link and honestly felt inclined to check it out. Ill explain why.
http://www.countryside-love.co.uk/
Now, my curiosity perked up only because I think its the strangest thing Ive seen ( without looking for such oddities) in a long while. And to be connected to a rather dull modeling site? Odd. Anyways, I clicked and laughed. I shouldnt laugh, really. Country people need love too. Hyuck.
I know what you're asking yourself. Why should you join Countryside-love.co.uk? What possible reason could you have? Well the folks there at CL.co.uk have done a roundup of 10 ( yeah 10 whole reasons) you should JOIN thier website. This I had to see, so off I went.
Reason No.1 - There are 238 People online RIGHT NOW. Yeah, right now as I write this. Woo! 238 tree loving, countryside roaming, stream crossing lonely people.
Reason No.2 - It's Britains only dedicated dating website for country folk. Yeah..country folk.
Reason no. 3 thru 10( because this is rubbish copying them all down) can be condensed into the following : You can discuss countryside issues in the chatroom, you can hang out with people from rural communities, you can chat to people who share your interests ( duh. ) You can find a partner! Make new friends! ( can I say duh again? thanks. ) Find others in your town who like to escape into nature for holidays and whatnot ( and possibly ritualised burnings of city types) Oh and just in case you thought this was some archaic dating site where you tap out your love notes on morse code or make smoke signals, please feel content in knowing that Countryside-love.co.uk uses advanced dating technology and has great customer service!
Countryside-love.co.uk is a safe, discreet and secure website - Subscribe Today!
Are you feeling the tree love? You bet your ass I am. Im sorry if I come across as bitter, this is just how I typically handle these situations. Im probably jealous on some level, of these country folk and thier would be love. Its just so..would camp be a poor description? heh.
Good luck to all of you who may find love amongst the trees, lakes and grassy areas of UK. You might need it.
